Girl: im so hot

girl: im so hot

me: bitch please, i could wipe ur beauty off with a tissue.

girl: go ahead then

me: get me one from ur bra

SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears.

Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?

Bully: Bitch!

Girl: Call me a Bitch again I dare you!

Bully: Bitch!

Girl: That's right Bitches do what there told...

In the stock market today....

Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, and millions of investors were wiped clean.

Good news! I read that people aren't hoarding toilet paper anymore,.

Guess we wiped out that tissue, I mean, issue.

Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds

Me: What you looking at ?

Girl: IDK, something ugly.

Me: BITCH i ain't no mirror.

Girl: *stares at me for 30 sec*

Me: "What you looking at?"

Girl: " Idk, something ugly!"

Me: " BITCH, I ain't no mirror!"