girl: im so hot
me: bitch please, i could wipe ur beauty off with a tissue.
girl: go ahead then
me: get me one from ur bra
SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears.
Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?
Girl: Call me a Bitch again I dare you!
Girl: That's right Bitches do what there told...
In the stock market today....
Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, and millions of investors were wiped clean.
Good news! I read that people aren't hoarding toilet paper anymore,.
Guess we wiped out that tissue, I mean, issue.
Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds
Me: What you looking at ?
Girl: IDK, something ugly.
Me: BITCH i ain't no mirror.
Girl: *stares at me for 30 sec*
Me: "What you looking at?"
Girl: " Idk, something ugly!"
Me: " BITCH, I ain't no mirror!"