A dick has a sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

a dick's life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess. His family is nuts. His next door neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. His owner beats him habitually.

A dicks life is sad

His hair is a mess

His neighbour is an asshole

His best friend is a pussy

His family are nuts

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

A day in the life of a dick.

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis.

The Sad Lives of Our Sexual Organs.

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him! A vagina has a sad life. She gets screwed regularly, her neighbor is an asshole, her best friend is a dickhead and her owner abuses her!

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is always messy, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his owner beats him to the point of vomiting, and when ever he feels good his owner hides him.