Keep rolling your eyes

Keep rolling your eyes. Who knows, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

After reading this, you'll realize the the brain doesn't recognize the second "the".

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Where do fisherman keep their horses.

In their BARNacles. -Made it up today for my little cousin who rolled his eyes. Gf thought it was funny.

On The Walking Dead, Glenn said "I will find you.".

I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her.

A man finds another man with his wife in bed. In a fit of rage, he shoots him.

The wife says, Keep it up and you'll lose all your friends