Teacher: Tell your class why you are 15 minutes late

Teacher: Tell your class why you are 15 minutes late.

Me: Someone Told me to go to Hell.

Me: Couldn't find it at first.

Me: Now I'm here

Teacher: "Why are you so late?" Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."

One day at school the home room teacher was absent and the kids had a substitute. He started class and took attendance. 15 minutes late, a boy showed up.

Trying do do his job well he asked, where have you been?The boy, John, responded " I was on Cherry Hill.""ok" said the teacher. "Well take a seat." So the boy did. Than 7 minutes later another boy, Lenny, got to class. "Why are you so late?!" The confused substitute teacher a... read more

Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to...

"4:04 teacher not found"

“Hurry up or we'll be late!” shouts a teacher to her kindergarten class.

“What's the rush?” a tot asks coolly.

“If we're late, we'll miss your next class!” the teacher reminds him.

The kid shrugs. “If you're in such a hurry, go on without us.”

Strawberry Hill.

A boy walks into his class late, and the teacher asks "Why are you late?" The boy replies with "I was on top of Strawberry Hill."and sits down in his seat.A minute later, another boy walks into the class. "Why are you late?" asks the teacher. "I was on top of Strawberry H... read more

So a girl comes in late to class...

The teacher asks her “why are you late?”Girl replies, “I was outside blowing bubbles and lost track of time.”Another girl comes in late, the teacher asks her: “and why are you late?”Girl replies, “I was out blowing bubbles.”Once again, another girl comes into class la... read more