Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?

Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?

Me: Can you explain me why you fail to educate?

Teacher:You failed your test.

Me:You failed to educate me.

Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing?.

When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.

Sex education class.

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."

Teacher: "Why?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

Bill Gates: "Why don't you tell me why Bing failed".

Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed.

Board: We feel there was a public nescience towards Bing.

Bill gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- Oh I see what you mean.

Sex Education.

Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their sex education teacher.

"I can't believe we failed sex ed," says the first boy. "My dad's gonna kill me."

"I know," says the other. "I'm so mad I could kick Mrs. Wilson in the nuts!"

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who fail to clear their history are doomed to explain it.