Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

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Mind Your Own Business.

Mind Your Own Business.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. ....

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. ....

"One was named Mind Your Own Business the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking i... read more

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. ....

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. ....

n and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

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A child is sitting on a park bench, stuffing his face with candy. A middle-aged man walks by, and says to the boy with disgust...

A child is sitting on a park bench, stuffing his face with candy. A middle-aged man walks by, and says to the boy with disgust...

..."Boy, you'll rot your teeth and your mind eating sweets like that."The boy replies "well, my grandfather lived to 109.""By eating candy like that?" asks the man."No," says the boy. "By minding his own fucking business."

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Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business, you nosey b*tch!

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What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?.

Mind your own business.

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