An elderly couple are in church

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?".

The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

An elderly couple was sitting together in church...

The wife leans over to the husband and says "I just let out a really long and silent fart. What should I do?"

The husband replies "Change the battery in your hearing aid."

An elderly couple sits in church.

The old lady leans over and whispers, "I just let out a really big silent fart, what should I do? "

The old man says, "you should replace the batteries in your hearing aid. "

An old married couple are in church one Sunday.

When the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

An old married couple are in church one day… when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really wet, silent fart. What should I do?”.

The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

Jesus may have been offended.

Elderly couple in church during Easter mass. Wife turns to husband and says, "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says, "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"