There is an overweight guy who is watching TV

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

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es until he cant run any longer. When he weighs himself after 1 week he is happy to see he has lost 5 pounds as promised. He calls the company again as asks for the 10 pound program. The next day he walks out the door to see a girl completly naked with a sign that reads "if you catch me I am yours". He chases her for as long as he can. After 1 week he weighs himself and sees he has lost 10 pounds. He calls the company the next week and asks for the 25 pound program. The representative says "Are you sure? this is our most rigurous program". The man says yes and the next day he is excited to walk out the door until he sees an athletic looking naked man with a sign that reads "If I catch you, you are mine"

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A man goes to a community gym...

A man goes to a community gym...

He sees a sign for a weight loss program which says, "Lose 5 pounds in one week!". Curious, he signs up for the program. He begins the program the next day and upon entering the designated area finds an attractive woman with a sign on her shirt that says,"If you catch me, you can have your way with me. You have 30 minutes." He chases her around the area for a week and sure enough loses 5 pounds.

Wanting to lose a bit more weight though, he decides to try the next level of the program. This program guarantees he'll lose 15 pounds in a month. He gets to the designated area and once again a smoking hot chick with a sign saying,"If you catch me you can have your way with me." Runs around while he chases her for 30 minutes. This goes on for a month and he loses 15 pounds.

Feeling extra confident and wanting to look his absolute best for a college reunion coming up in two months, he signs up for the highest level of the course. It guarantees he'll lose 50 pounds in 2 months. He gets to the designated area and upon closing the door turns around to see a 300 pound man of pure muscle with a sign that says the following:

"If I catch you, I have my way with you."

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An overweight guy is watching TV.

An overweight guy is watching TV.

A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me... read more

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A man sees an ad in the paper.

A man sees an ad in the paper.

ive." The man asks for the first.

The next day he wakes to a knock on his door. Standing outside is a gorgeous girl with a great body wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign hung from her neck that says "If you can catch me, you can have me." So he immediately starts chasing her and after a few weeks he catches her.

He calls the company again and tells the man "I've never felt better in my life. I'd like to upgrade to the next plan please" and sure enough the next day there is a knock on his door. This time there are 2 even hotter girls wearing only running shoes and signs that say "if you can catch us, you can have us." He immediately begins chasing them and after a few weeks manages to catch both of them.

Thrilled by the last few weeks has has had, he calls the man again and says "I've never felt better in my life. I'd like to start the next plan as soon as possible!"

The next day there is a knock on his door. There stands Kevin Spacey wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign that says "If I can catch you, I can have you!"

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A guy tries to lose weight.

A guy tries to lose weight.

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about he... read more

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A fat man sees a sign on a door: lose 1 pound for $1...

A fat man sees a sign on a door: lose 1 pound for $1...

He lost 1 pound!

As he leaves he sees a new sign next door. "Lose 2 pounds for $2". He pays, enters. This time there are two gorgeous naked women in running shoes. They say "Better start running." He does, chasing them around the track. Two hours later he catches them. He is doubly... rewarded. On his way out the scale shows he lost 2 pounds!

The man leaves. Sure enough, next door there is a final sign: "Lose 3 pounds for $3." By now the fat man is exhausted and can barely walk... but he cannot resist. He pays and enters. The door slams shut behind him and locks.

Alone on the running track is a 6'4" muscular male body builder, naked except for running shoes. The naked athlete points down at his enormous erection, smiles at the fat man and says...

"Better start running."

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