An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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A monkey climbs a banana tree.

A monkey climbs a banana tree.

So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is astonished to see a fully grown elephant sitting in it.

"what are you doing here?" asks the monkey.

"eating these pears," said the elephant, holding up a pear.

"but this is a banana tree," said the monkey.

"I know" said the elephant. "i brought my own pears."

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In the jungle, there is a tree. In this tree lives a monkey, who races down and fucks anybody who happens to pass under it.

In the jungle, there is a tree. In this tree lives a monkey, who races down and fucks anybody who happens to pass under it.

One day, the other animals get sick of it and go see the king of the jungle, the lion. They tell him about the monkey, so he agrees to go to the tree and talk to the monkey and put a stop to his actions. He reaches the tree and calls, - Monkey! Come down here, we need to talk. The monkey does not ... read more

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Monkey sees Elephant climbing a banana tree.

Monkey sees Elephant climbing a banana tree.

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Tarzan swang back into the tree house after a day in the jungle.

Tarzan swang back into the tree house after a day in the jungle.

He sees Jane in the kitchen with a couple of pot in the stove.Tarzan: what's for dinnerJane : Look in the potsTarzan opens the first and it's a pot full of monkey pieces. He open the second and it's full of little birds cooking.Tarzan: oh no not finch and chimps again.

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Monkeys falling out of trees.

Monkeys falling out of trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Oldie - the monkey and the iguana.

Oldie - the monkey and the iguana.

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