Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...
Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but...
No potato :(
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?.
She couldn't find the button for 11
Happy Palindrome Day.
9 1 1 9
I'm returning my microwave to Amazon.
It's been a week since I hit the pizza button and they have yet to deliver.
I’m returning my microwave to Amazon.
It’s been a week since I hit the pizza button and they have yet to deliver.