How we wake up I'm the morning:

How we wake up I'm the morning:

Brain: "Oh f*ck."

Body: "Don't get up."

Dick: "THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"

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Random dick: FUCK YOU!

Random dick: FUCK YOU!

Me: no f*ck yourself you'll get more pussy

Class: ooooooh

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Theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my dick in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my dick in yo mouth so u shut the f*ck up

theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my dick in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my dick in yo mouth so u shut the f*ck up

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Me: Will you shut the hell up!

Me: Will you shut the hell up!?

Guy: Maybe if I gave a shit then yes.

Me: Maybe if you had a brain you'd see that your voice makes everyone wanna jump off a cliff.

Class: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Shut up, shit mouths shouldn't be talking.

Class: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Then why are you still talking?

Guy: .....f*ck......

Me: We're not talking about what you do every night to yourself now stfu and sit the f*ck down.

Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Random kid: F*CK YOU!

Random kid: F*CK YOU!

Me: go f*ck yourself, you'll get more pussy

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I'm going to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

I'm going to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

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I want to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

I want to shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the f*ck up.

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