How we wake up I'm the morning:
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Random dick: FUCK YOU!
Theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my dick in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my dick in yo mouth so u shut the f*ck up
Random kid: F*CK YOU!
Me: Will you shut the hell up!
Me: Will you shut the hell up!?
Guy: Maybe if I gave a shit then yes.
Me: Maybe if you had a brain you'd see that your voice makes everyone wanna jump off a cliff.
Class: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Shut up, shit mouths shouldn't be talking.
Class: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Then why are you still talking?
Guy: .....f*ck......
Me: We're not talking about what you do every night to yourself now stfu and sit the f*ck down.
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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