Eenie, meenie, miney, mo

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You aint nothin but a hoe. You think your cute, you think your classy. Newsflash b*tch your f*cking nasty.

Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If it hollers, say a prayer.

Cause you're not going anywhere.

Ennie meanie miney mo,

you're nothing but a hoe,

you think your cute, you think your classy,

reality check your just trashy.

eeny, meeny, kanye, flo.

you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

I dont know what happened but your mama aint half the man she used to be

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck.

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident...

So please comment with your best cyclops/pirate/one eyed jokes so I can simultaneously cheer him up take the p*ss (This aint a joke)