Eenie, meenie, miney, mo

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You aint nothin but a hoe. You think your cute, you think your classy. Newsflash b*tch your f*cking nasty.

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Ennie meanie miney mo,

Ennie meanie miney mo,

you're nothing but a hoe,

you think your cute, you think your classy,

reality check your just trashy.

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Eeny, meeny, kanye, flo.

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My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident...

My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident...

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