Son: "Dad!

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"

Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."

Son: “Dad, can I sleep in your bed tonight? I’m scared...”.

Dad: “No, son. I can’t risk the monster following you in here.”

Kids look under the bed before going to sleep to check there is no monster.

Monsters check there's no Chuck Norris

As the child's dad goes to check up on him, the child says "Dad, I can't sleep".

Dad: "Why not?"Kid: "Do you see that monster under my bed?"Dad: \[looks under bed\] "Oh my god... yes!"Kid: "Well, I drank the whole can!"

While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed.

We have a bunk bed.

There's a homophobic monster under your bed...

That hates the monster in your closet.

Did you hear about the kid who was afraid of monsters under the bed?.

The kid's parents taught him to call under the bed every night and ask "Are there any monsters down there?". If you don't hear an answer, then you can go to sleep and know that it is safe. Well, One night his parents went out and he was stuck with a stupid baby sitter. She completely ignored... read more