Son: "Dad!

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"

Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."

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Kids look under the bed before going to sleep to check there is no monster.

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As the child's dad goes to check up on him, the child says "Dad, I can't sleep".

As the child's dad goes to check up on him, the child says "Dad, I can't sleep".

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While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed.

While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed.

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There's a homophobic monster under your bed...

There's a homophobic monster under your bed...

That hates the monster in your closet.

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Did you hear about the kid who was afraid of monsters under the bed?.

Did you hear about the kid who was afraid of monsters under the bed?.

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