There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck

There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."

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There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck.

There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest down the road and thought "for all the bad stuff I've done, I'll give him a ride." So he picked up the priest and they drove along. The redneck saw a black man down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" He asked. "You missed him" the priest said. "But I took him out with the door"

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Black Hitchhikers.

Black Hitchhikers.

There was a truck driver going down a road when he saw a black hitchhiker, so he swerved to hit him and heard a resounding thud. A few hours later, he was driving again and sure enough he saw another black hitchhiker, so he swerved again to hit the man, and thud. Later, he saw a priest hitchhiking. Being a God fearing man he picked up the priest. As they were driving down the road, the driver saw yet another black hitchhiker and swerved to hit him, but jerked away at the last second fearful of what the priest would do. To his dismay, the driver heard a thud. With wide, horrified eyes, he looked at the priest who said, "Don't worry. I got him with the door."

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Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking its balls.

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Manchester United.

Manchester United.

iver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man.

However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said

"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,"

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"

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A Truck Driver's Duty.

A Truck Driver's Duty.

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him.

At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything.

He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

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A German liked to amuse himself by scaring every Jew he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Yamaka.

A German liked to amuse himself by scaring every Jew he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Yamaka.

the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Jew walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Jew." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

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