Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking its balls

Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking its balls. The first redneck said, "I wish I could do that." The other redneck said, "You dumbass, he would bite you."

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Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls.

Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said I wish I could do that! The other said, you dumbass he would bite you!

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2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch.....

2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch.....

They are drinking beer and talking about life. The dog in the driveway starts licking his own balls. One of the guys says, "Man, I wish I could do that"*The other responds, "You try that and that dog will bite you"*

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Two old rednecks were sitting outside of a gas station...

Two old rednecks were sitting outside of a gas station...

Between them there was an old hound dog laying on the concrete, licking it's balls.One redneck was looking at the dog and said "I really wish I could do that!"The other redneck looks down and says, "Well, you can try, but he'll probably bite ya."

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Two Irishmen are walking along the beach and they see a dog turned around licking himself.

Two Irishmen are walking along the beach and they see a dog turned around licking himself.

One of the Irishmen says, Don't ya wish you could do that?

And the other says, Sure, but I'd be afraid he'd bite me!

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What is the difference between a stamp and my balls ?.

What is the difference between a stamp and my balls ?.

My balls don't need to be licked to be sticky

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I'd give you $1M if you let me bite your nipple.

I'd give you $1M if you let me bite your nipple.

Woman: Sure!*licked and sucked the nipple*Woman: Why didn't you bite my nipple?Man: Well, I don't have $1M.

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