My little sister was being made fun of at school be#ausc shes adopted so she told them, " my momma choose me. your parents are stuck with you."
I asked my mom if by any chance i was adopted ?.
She said - why would we choose you..
The worst part of gay couples adopting kids.
The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.
My sister is going put her grades up for adoption.
When I questioned her about it, she said, "Well, I can't raise them myself."
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
