Douche: My dick's so long it goes all the way from A to Z!
Me: Yeah? Look at your f*cking keyboard!
My dick stretches from A to Z.
On my keyboard.
douche- Your dick is so small
boy-yeah not what your girlfriend said last night
boy-you know you would but your girlfriend already did
My dick is so big when you lay it out on the keyboard it reaches from A-Z!!! ......wait a minute.....
My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.
Bully: I have the power to f*cking kill you. Suck my dick.
You: What dick?
My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z.