A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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E.d. strikes again

E.d. strikes again.

man went to the store and

bought himself a starter pistol.

All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to

his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed,

naked and waiting.

As the two began, they found themselves in

the 69 position.

The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge

to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...

when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face,

bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came

out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems...

A man was having premature ejaculation problems...

so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position... read more

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