*My dad helping me find a gf*

*My dad helping me find a gf*

Dad: What do you want most in a woman?

Me: My dick.

*Grounded and high fived*

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*My dad helping me find a gf*.

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Dad: What do you want most in a woman?Me: My dick.*Grounded and high fived*

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[meeting my gf's parents].

[meeting my gf's parents].

**gf:** Just please, be serious.**me:** OK.[later]**gf's dad:** Sorry for the wait, dinner's ready now.**me:** I DID MY WAITING...**gf:** Oh shit.**me:** TWELVE YEARS OF IT...**gf:** please...**me:** IN AZKABAN!

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My ex-gf had a dick but we had to break up.

My ex-gf had a dick but we had to break up.

..She was a huge pain in the ass

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My gf asked me if she could snort a line of cocaine on my erect dick,.

My gf asked me if she could snort a line of cocaine on my erect dick,.

I got so weirded out by this demand of hers that I had to dickline it.

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Asked a Roman for a high five.

Asked a Roman for a high five.

He just gave me the V sign

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I went to give a suicidal person a high five....

But he left me hanging.

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