Top ten reasons hockey is better than women

Top ten reasons hockey is better than women

1. In hockey, everyone likes it rough

2. You only get five minutes for fighting

3. 'Puck' is not a dirty word

4. You don't have to play in the neutral zone

5. It is possible to score a few times in a night

6. When you 'pull the goalie' nobody get pregnant

7. Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring

8. You can alway get new wood when your stick breaks

9. The zamboni gets to clean up the mess

10. Periods only last 20 minuets

11. You can share and rate this kickass

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Ten reasons why hockey is better than women.

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1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.

2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.

3: Puck is not a dirty word.

4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.

5: It is possible to score a few times a night.

6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.

7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.

8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.

9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.

10: Periods last twenty minutes!

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