Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac

*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*

Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.

Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.

Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!

My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.

Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.

Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!

bully: Your dick is the size of a tic-tack

nerd: So that's why your mom's breath is so fresh...

You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe?.

The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic

What do Libertarians call Tic Tacs?.

Tics, because they’re against tacses

Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.