It hate it when people throw their clocks in the bin

It hate it when people throw their clocks in the bin.

It's a waste of time.

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What did the policeman say to the missing waste collector?.

What did the policeman say to the missing waste collector?.

Where you bin man?

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How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it.

How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it. Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus.

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When employing people, gather all the CVs together and randomly split them into two piles.

When employing people, gather all the CVs together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin. This stops you employing anyone unlucky.

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Most people don't know that Big Ben isn't the name of the clock, but of the bell.

Most people don't know that Big Ben isn't the name of the clock, but of the bell.

The clock is Tickity Ted the Time-Telling Bitch

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I’m going for the Guinness world record for wasting other people’s time.

I’m going for the Guinness world record for wasting other people’s time.

Thanks for helping.

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I'm not saying I hate you...

I'm not saying I hate you...

I'm not saying I hate you, but if I were locked in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and you, and I had 2 bullets, I would shoot Hitler and Bin Laden and then say loads of mean things about your mother.

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