I hate smart ass teachers

I hate smart ass teachers.

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: BITCH, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

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This is why I hate smart ass teachers

This is why I hate smart ass teachers

Me: Can I use the bathroom

Teacher: I don't know can you?

Me: BITCH, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK

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Kid: (really has too pee)

Kid: (really has too pee)

Kid: can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: no

Kid: I WILL PISS ON YOUR DESK

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Student - Teacher can i use the bathroom?

Student - Teacher can i use the bathroom?

Teacher- Why??

Student- to slay the magic dragon WTF???

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Student:can I go to the bathroom?

Student:can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:I don't know can you?

Student: can I go to the bathroom?!?

Teacher: I don't know can you

Student: f*ck it I'm leaving!

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Smart Kid: Teacher, am I the teachers pet?

Smart Kid: Teacher, am I the teachers pet?

Teacher: I guess I can now classify that as you, because you got 10 A's in your recent tests.

(15 minutes later)

Smart Kid's friend: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO HIM MISS!?

Teacher: He wanted to be the teachers pet, so I put a leash on him. I guess it was a bit too tight....

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One Wednesday, a teacher says to her students,.

One Wednesday, a teacher says to her students,.

e in the ocean?"

Naturally, none of the kids have the answer to such an abstract question. The teacher smugly tells them, "I guess we're all staying, then!"

The next day, the teacher makes the same offer. "Whoever can answer this next question correctly can go home for the day." She slams her hand on her desk for emphasis and asks, "How many grains of sand are there in the desert?"

Naturally, nobody can answer, and the teacher smugly tells them that everybody will be staying. The class nerd decides he's had enough.

At the end of the day, he gets a fistful of ping-pong balls from the gym, paints them black, and wedges them under the edge of the teacher's desk so no one will be able to see them.

The next day, the teacher makes her announcement as usual. "Whoever can answer this next question can go home for the day!"

And as she slams her hand on the desk, the ping-pong balls are shaken loose and bounce all over the room to the delight of the entire class.

Infuriated, the teacher demands, "All right, who's the comedian with the black balls?!"

"Eddie Murphy," says the nerd. "See ya Monday, bitch."

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