When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive..

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

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As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive.

As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive.

Luckily my older brother told me about it.

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When I was a girl I had a disease that required me to eat dirt four times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older sister told me about it.

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When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive...

When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive...

It's a good thing my brother told me about it

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When I was younger I found out I had an incurable illness.

When I was younger I found out I had an incurable illness.

I had to eat two spoons of dirt a day to survive. It was a good job my older brother told me about it.

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As a child I had a medical condition where I had to eat dirt 3 times a day in order to survive.

As a child I had a medical condition where I had to eat dirt 3 times a day in order to survive.

Luckily my older brother told me about itCredit to comedian Milton Jones, original author of the joke

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When I was a little girl, I had a unique medical condition that required me to eat play-doh three times a day to survive.

When I was a little girl, I had a unique medical condition that required me to eat play-doh three times a day to survive.

I was very lucky that my older brother informed me about it and made sure I did it, or I might not be here today.

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