Mom: Make your bed!
Me: Why do i have to make if i'm going to sleep again?
Mom: Why do you wipe your ass if you going to shit again?
Girl:why do I have to make my bed if I'm going to sleep in it again Mom:why do you wipe your arse if your going to sh*t out it again
I told my mom I was going to go work the polls.
She replied, "don't forget to wipe it down before you start your set."
What sex position makes an ugly baby?.
Go ask your mom
Grosser than gross.
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Finding out your mom wipes back-to-front. The hard way.
How to make a woman scream long after the intercourse?.
Wipe your dick in the curtains
Son: mom why do I have to make my bed if I'm just gonna sleep in it anyways?
Mom: why do you eat if your just gonna die anyways
Son: I'm off to make my bed!