Cop: "Did you kill this man?"

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"

Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

Police: Did you shoot this man?

Man: No, a bullet shot him, and bullets are made of lead, and lead comes from the ground, and ground is a part of nature. He died of natural causes. Cased Closed.

Guns don’t kill people...

Bullets, it’s bullets that kill people

your momma so black that when a cop shot a bullet the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.

The lead actor in a play has become very ill.

This is a case of lead poisoning.

VA Nurse joke.

What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet?

* A bullet can draw blood

* A bullet can be fired

* A bullet can only kill one person

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?.

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired