Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
Police: Did you shoot this man?
Man: No, a bullet shot him, and bullets are made of lead, and lead comes from the ground, and ground is a part of nature. He died of natural causes. Cased Closed.
Guns don’t kill people...
Bullets, it’s bullets that kill people
your momma so black that when a cop shot a bullet the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.
The lead actor in a play has become very ill.
This is a case of lead poisoning.
VA Nurse joke.
What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet?
* A bullet can draw blood
* A bullet can be fired
* A bullet can only kill one person
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?.
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired