Police: Did you shoot this man?

Police: Did you shoot this man?

Man: No, a bullet shot him, and bullets are made of lead, and lead comes from the ground, and ground is a part of nature. He died of natural causes. Cased Closed.

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Cop: "Did you kill this man?"

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"

Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

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The lead actor in a play has become very ill.

The lead actor in a play has become very ill.

This is a case of lead poisoning.

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What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back?.

What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back?.

The worst case of suicide he's ever seen.

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If eyes could shoot bullets,.

If eyes could shoot bullets,.

I'd look into a bulletproof mirror.

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A man was in a desert and encounters a lion and a jaguar. He has a gun with only 1 bullet. How did he survive?

A man was in a desert and encounters a lion and a jaguar. He has a gun with only 1 bullet. How did he survive?.

He shoots the lion and drives away in the Jaguar.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?.

A Tupac...

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