So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fat girl bullying a mentally disabled kid

So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fat girl bullying a mentally disabled kid. So I walk up to her.

Me: You know that can happen to any of us, right?

Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak with so I'm going to use it

Me: Yeah? Well God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege, didnt ya?

Girl: -Speechless-

Me: Wipe that ketchup off your chin, too.

Girl: -Wipes chin-

Me: No, your other chin.

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*I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*

*I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*

Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?

Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it

Me: well god also gave you a mouth to eat, you abused that privilege.

Girl: -speechless-

Me: oh and you might want to wipe that ketchup off your chin

Girl: *goes to wipe chin*

Me: no, your other chin

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Funny Comeback.

I go into McDonald's and there is this fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid*

Me: you know, that could happen to any of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?

Girl: god gave me a mouth to speak and I'm going to use it

Me: well god also gave you a mouth to eat, you abused that privilege.

Girl: -speechless-

Me: oh and you might want to wipe that ketchup off your chin

Girl: *goes to wipe chin*

Me: no, your other chin

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Teacher: Why are you talking?

Little Johnny: Well God gave me a mouth so I'm allowed to use it.

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Friend: You have something on your chin.

Friend: You have something on your chin. No, the third one down.

Me: Why don’t you wipe it off for me and put it in one of those bags under your eyes?

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How does a blonde clean up the workplace?

She wipes her mouth.

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Why does Hillary have dingle berries on her chin ? Because so much shit comes out of her mouth.

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