Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.

Guy: Do they swell?

Girl: No. They spread.

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A man walks into a Bar.

A man walks into a Bar.

A man walks into a bar and sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, May I buy you a cocktail?

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

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Man offers a drink to a woman at a party.

Man offers a drink to a woman at a party.

Woman: No thanks, whisky is bad for my legs.

Man: Legs? Thats strange, do they pain or swell?

Woman: No, they spread.

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Guy: Are your legs Nutella?

Guy: Are your legs Nutella?

Girl: No. Why?

Guy: Cuz I'd sure like to spread them.

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Guy- "The word of the day is legs"

Guy- "The word of the day is legs"

Girl- "ok...."

Guy- "So how about we go back to my place and spread the word"

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(Girl is talking shit)

(Girl is talking shit)

Another girl walks up: Spreading rumors again? At least you're doing something besides spreading your legs.

Girl talking shit:...

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What's the similarity between butter and a girls legs?.

What's the similarity between butter and a girls legs?.

They both taste best when spread.

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