(Dad's daughter walks up to him)

(Dad's daughter walks up to him)

Daughter- Dad i gotta tell u something...

Dad- Whats tht?

Daughter- I'm a lesbian.

Dad- Okay.

(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)

Daughter #2- Dad i gotta tell u something...

Dad- Whts tht?

Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.

Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?

Son- I do!!!!

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