(Dad's daughter walks up to him)

(Dad's daughter walks up to him)

Daughter- Dad i gotta tell u something...

Dad- Whats tht?

Daughter- I'm a lesbian.

Dad- Okay.

(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)

Daughter #2- Dad i gotta tell u something...

Dad- Whts tht?

Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.

Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?

Son- I do!!!!

[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian.

1st Daughter:"Dad, I am a lesbian"

Dad; "Oh okay!"

2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..."

Dad: "Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"

Son: "I do."

Daughter: "Dad, a kid at school called me a lesbian."

Dad: "Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vagina."

Daughter: "But dad she is cute."

Dad: ...

A dad has 3 daughters and 1 son.

They all live in a pretty casual house.

One day, one of his daughters came into his room and said: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian."

Fuming, he sends her to her room angrily.

Then comes his 2nd daughter: "Um, hey Dad, I'm lesbian too"

The father is now angrier than humanly possible, right then, the 3rd daughter came in: "Um, hey Dad, I'm also lesbian..."

With all the might he can, he shouts: "DOES NOBODY IN THIS DAMNED HOUSE LIKE BOYS?!"

In comes his son: "Um, hey Dad..."

Jack and Jill went up up the hill to fetch a pale of water I don't know wht they did up there but they came down with a daughter

"Dad, i'm a lesbian.".

Confesses the daughter.

Her younger sister shouts from the kitchen "Me too dad."

"Goddammit" Exclaims the father. "Will one of you bring a man to this house!?"

"I will, Dad." Says the son from his room.

How do you know if two lesbians are on a date?.

The u-haul that's parked out back.