Fat person: Im not fat, being overweight just runs in my family

Fat person: Im not fat, being overweight just runs in my family.

Me: Bitch please, If ANYONE ran in your family you wouldnt have this problem

Rick Ross:

Fat city bitch, fat fat city bitch. 10, 10, 10 donuts and a twinkie bitch.

What do overweight conspiracy theorists believe in?.

Earth is fat

What do you call an overweight crossdresser?.

Trans fat.

They arrested the overweight soap maker.

Apparently he was a big fat lyer.

What do you call an overweight bounty hunter?.

Boba Fat

Im fat but i identify as skinny.

Im trans-slender