I could never fight a gay guy

I could never fight a gay guy. I don't know how to start.

"I'm gonna beat your ass... I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up

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