My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower"

My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."

"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.

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It's kind of awkward to see Reddit comments call chokers a "blackbelt in sucking dick" when a bunch of your daughter's middle school friends wear them.

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The bet.

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What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?.

What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?.

Everyone knows urine over your head

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The best thing about white chicks with dreadlocks is that they’ll still suck your dick even if you haven’t showered in a couple of weeks.

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Free love without judgement~

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