My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
Bully: I bet your dick is a size of a tic tac.
The quiet kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good
It's kind of awkward to see Reddit comments call chokers a "blackbelt in sucking dick" when a bunch of your daughter's middle school friends wear them.
I mean, c'mon: my daughter's friends are terrible at sucking dick!
I'm not a fan of shower sex.
The drain hurts my dick.
Me: Bet you $10 you can't fit my dick in your mouth without gagging.Her: That's a bet you're gonna lose. Me: *unzipsHer: Yeah, no prob. *kneels, beginsMe: If you feel something rough it's just a scab...Her: *gagsMe: I won...
What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?.
Everyone knows urine over your head
The best thing about white chicks with dreadlocks is that they’ll still suck your dick even if you haven’t showered in a couple of weeks.
Free love without judgement~