Me: dad i got detention today

Me: dad i got detention today.

Dad: why?

Me:the teacher pointed at stick at me and said there is an idiot at the end of this stick.

Dad: then what?

Me: i asked which end ?

Dad: that's my boy

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She held her pointer stick towards me and said,"At the end of this stick, there is an idiot!"I got detention after asking which end.

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Me: Mum i got a detention todayMum: Why!Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is a idiot".Mum: Yeah soMe: I asked what end.

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My teacher pointed towards me with his ruler and said "At the end of this ruler, there's an idiot."

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Me: Mum i got a detention today

Me: Mum i got a detention today

Mum: Why!

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Me: I asked what end.

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My teacher pointed at me with......

My teacher pointed at me with......

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said at the end of this ruler is and idiot!

I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.

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Text message:

Text message:

Girl: Mom i got detention today.

Mom: WHAT WHY!

Girl: Well the teacher pointed a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler is an idiot......

Mom: And.......

Girl: I asked the teacher what end she was refering to the ruler

Mom: Ahh thats my girl.

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