Whore: You're so ugly!

Whore: You're so ugly!

Me: Really?

Whore: Yes!

Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today.

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Today my wife asked, "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"

Today my wife asked, "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?".

Turns out "Yes I do" was not the right answer.

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Jerk: You're fat.

Jerk: You're fat.

Me: And you're ugly, Atleast I can lose weight, but you're stuck with that ugly face.

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Girl: Hey ugly

Girl: Hey ugly

Me: I'm not ugly your ugly

Girl: Yes you are

Me: (pulls out mirror)

Me: Repeat that again

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Rejection lines and what they really mean.

rejection lines and what they really mean.

dy for the real thing | I am ready, just not with you

let's just be friends | you don't really turn me on

I need space | I want to get far, far away from you

I need to focus on my career | I have a hot coworker

I wish it could have worked out between us | I wish I didn't have to have this conversation

I don't want to hold you back | I don't want you to hold me back

we're just at different points in our lives | you're beneath me

you're ugly | I don't have the heart to tell you the real reason

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What men say | What men mean

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you deserve better | you're ugly

it's not you, it's me |you're ugly

we're too alike |you're ugly

we're too different |you're ugly

you just don't get me |you're ugly

I'm not ready for the real thing |you're ugly

let's just be friends |you're ugly

I need space |you're ugly

I need to focus on my career |you're ugly

I wish it could have worked out between us |you're ugly

I don't want to hold you back |you're ugly

we're just at different points in our lives |you're ugly

you're ugly |you're sinfully, hideously fugly

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A lady goes into a supermarket...

A lady goes into a supermarket...

to scan her items and says, 'Let me guess, you're single?'

The lady chuckles, slightly embarrassed. 'Why yes, however could you tell?' she asks.

'Because you're fucking ugly.'

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Twinkle twinkle little whore you're at school not jorsey shore.

Twinkle twinkle little whore you're at school not jorsey shore.

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