Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party..

Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...

The police called it arson. Whatever...

I love throwing house warming parties.

But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'.

My neighbor had a BBQ party, and some guest threw a grill at his face.

The attack made headlines.

Police officer: "I'm here to inform you that your son burned down the school".

Parents: "arson?"

Police officer: "yes, your son"

A police officer calls two parents...

"I'm sorry, but your child was caught setting fire to a building yesterday evening.""No, not arson!"

I once threw an abstinence party...

And no one came.

Dinner party at neighbor's house.

Neighbor: hey just so you know I invitedDan to the dinner party!Me: cannibal Dan or Dan who can'tspell?*phone chimes*[Text from Dan] I can't wait to meat yourfriend tonight!Neighbor: yeah, I'm not sure.