Cop: Sir Do You Know How Fast You Was Going?

Cop: Sir Do You Know How Fast You Was Going?

Man: The Same Speed As You Officer

Cop: And How Is That?

Man: You Caught Up To Me Didn't You?

A cop pulls over a man for speeding.

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."The cop gives ... read more

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?".

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speed... read more

A man gets pulled over on the freeway...

And the cop asks him, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

The man thinks for a bit, then turns to him and says, "Well, seeing that you caught up to me, clearly not fast enough."

A cop pulls a man over for going to fast over a bridge...

He holds up a speed gun and says:"You were 10Mph over the speed limit, do you have a valid reason for going so fast?""I was late for my job" The man responded"And what is your job?" The cop starts writing a ticket at this point"I work as a rectum stretcher" The guy sa... read more

There were two men in a car going way over the speed limit...

A cop caught up with them and pulled them over. He walked up to the driver side window and asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" The driver decided to play dumb and replied, "Gee, I was too busy concentrating on the road to check."The cop, not in the mood for any attitude, ... read more

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway...

and this cop pulls him over. The cop says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"