Cop: Sir Do You Know How Fast You Was Going?

Cop: Sir Do You Know How Fast You Was Going?

Man: The Same Speed As You Officer

Cop: And How Is That?

Man: You Caught Up To Me Didn't You?

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Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"

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Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway...

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway...

and this cop pulls him over. The cop says, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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