Im not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird

Im not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.

This Valentine day I hope to be banging more than just tubes on Flappy Bird.

If a girl bangs 10 guys she's a slut. If a guy does that he's gay.

Definitely gay.

Im not saying she's a slut, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be the first in the bag. Everyone touches her but nobody wants her.

slut comes by and starts shit

"Oh im sorry, i cant hear you with that dick in your mouth".

In West Virginia you don't see too many locals hang-gliding...

e good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw rises up, "Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"

Hey Cutie, you remind me of my little toe you know that?.

Why? Because Im cute?

No Because Im gonna bang you on the coffee table later on tonight. ;)