If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?

If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?

Oh wait... Twilight

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If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock?.

If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock?.

Oh wait… Twilight

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I don't know why women have a fascination with Twilight.

I don't know why women have a fascination with Twilight.

The reason being, vampires and women are entirely different. One is a blood sucking monster that preys on the helpless and the other are vampires.

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I don't get it.

I don't get it. If sperm contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick?

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I tried changing my password to "Twilight".

I tried changing my password to "Twilight".

It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"

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Tried to change my password to Twilight...

Tried to change my password to Twilight...

...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com.

"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com.

Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.Sincerely,UnicornsDear Twilight fans,Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.Sincerely,LogicD... read more

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