A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have..

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have...

The husband says, "No fucking chance love, They're too expensive!"

Later on that night in bed, The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her hips....

She turns to him and says, "No fucking chance love, If you aint prepared to shoe the horse then you aint fuckin ridin it!!"

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