Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?

Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?

Girl: 26.

Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.

Girl: That makes 25.

Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

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