Police: Where do u live?

Police: Where do u live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With Me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.

Police: Tell Me!

Me: Next to my house.

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Police: Where do u live?

Police: Where do u live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With Me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.

Police: Tell Me!

Me: Next to my house.

Police: Yay

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Police: where do u live?

Police: where do u live?

Me: with my parents

Police: where does ur parents live?

Me: with me

Police: where do u all live?

Me: together

Police: where is ur house?

Me: next to my neighbors house

Police: where is your neighbors house?

Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.

Police: tell me

Me: next to my house

Police:really...

Me:sir

Police:yes

Me:can i leave

Police: -_-

Police:sure

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Stupid joke.

Stupid joke.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With My Parents.

Police: Where Do Your Parents Live?

Me: With Me.

Police: Where Do You All Live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where Is Your House?

Me: Next To My Neighbours House.

Police: Where's Your Neighbours House?

Me: If I Told You, You Wouldn't Believe Me...

Police: Tell…

Me: Next To My House. Lol.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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My neighbor asked me what I do for a living, and I told him I eliminate the filth of the earth and clean up the stains left behind.

My neighbor asked me what I do for a living, and I told him I eliminate the filth of the earth and clean up the stains left behind.

Apparently describing my house cleaning job this way warrants a call to the local police station.

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Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...

Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...

The police called it arson. Whatever...

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