* nerds phone rings in class *

* nerds phone rings in class *

Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?

* whole class laughs *

Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.

* whole class is silent *

Comeback Joke.

* nerds phone rings in class *

Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?

* whole class laughs *

Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.

* whole class is silent *

*Nerds phone rings in the middle of class*

Cool Guy: Awwwwww is that your girlfriendd?

*Class Laughs*

Nerd: No its yours.

Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH

The cellphone goes off in class...

Bully: "Aww, Is your Mommy calling you?"

The class emerges in snickers.

You: "Nope. Yours is."

The class becomes silent.

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac

*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*

Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

Bully: Nerd you have no balls where did they go

Nerd: Why would you want to know?

Bully: So i can prove to the class you don’t!!

Nerd: Ok don’t hate me but I left them in your moms panties

Bully: ????????????

Class: ????????????????

Nerd 'answers his phone in class'

popular kid 'what was that your gay buddy'

Nerd 'No it was your hot girlfriend'

ClassTeacher 'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'