Before Marriage:

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Marriage and Divorce.

Marriage and Divorce.

The boy and the Girl:

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.

Girl: You want me to leave?

Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course. Lots!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: No! Why are you asking me?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every time I get the chance!

Girl: Will you ever hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling?

Now read it bottom up.

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Boy: This is the day I've been waiting for.

Boy: This is the day I've been waiting for.

Boy: This is the day I've been waiting for.

Girl: Will you fight with me?

Boy: I will not.

Girl: Will you stay with me my whole life.

Boy: Of course.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Never in my life.

Girl: Will you love me forever?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Sweetheart.

AFTER MARRIAGE

Read dialogue from bottom up.

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Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.

Girl: You want me to leave?

Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course. Lots!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: No! Why are you asking me?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every time I get the chance!

Girl: Will you ever hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards.

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Pre-Marriage vs Post-Marriage.

Pre-Marriage vs Post-Marriage.

Below is an example of what a typical conversation between a couple on a date will be like :Guy: "I've never been this happier in my life..."Girl: "Will you ever leave me?"Guy: "Not in a million years!"Girl: "Did you love me?"Guy: "Of course! I'll always do!"... read more

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Boy: Why is it stuck!

Boy: Why is it stuck!

Girl: I don't know, you put it in to far I guess.

Boy: This always happens to me.

Girl: Here let me try * pulls and makes noises*

Boy: thanks. That would've ruined my only pencil.

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Girl - Why are you following me?

Girl - Why are you following me?

Boy - Well, my mom always said to follow my dreams.

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