Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?".
Girl: "No babe."
Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."
The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?.
Neither one, you know I just like you
Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the Target.
From the lounge wife asks: "What are u doing honey?"Husband: “MISSING YOU.”
-There's a 'U' in beautiful.
-Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife?.
Husband: Honey, I already have a trophy wife!
Wife: Aww, thanks!
Husband: Yeah, you should meet her!
A doctor is examining a woman in the Emergency Room.
The doctor takes the husband aside and says, I don't like the looks of your wife at all.
Me neither, Doc. But she's a great cook and she is really good with the kids.