Husband: Honey, do u smell that?

Husband: Honey, do u smell that?

Wife: No.

Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

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*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?"

*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?".

Girl: "No babe."

Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."

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The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?

The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?.

Neither one, you know I just like you

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Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the Target.

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the Target.

From the lounge wife asks: "What are u doing honey?"Husband: “MISSING YOU.”

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-There's a 'U' in beautiful.

-There's a 'U' in beautiful.

-Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife?.

Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife?.

Husband: Honey, I already have a trophy wife!

Wife: Aww, thanks!

Husband: Yeah, you should meet her!

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A doctor is examining a woman in the Emergency Room.

A doctor is examining a woman in the Emergency Room.

The doctor takes the husband aside and says, I don't like the looks of your wife at all.

Me neither, Doc. But she's a great cook and she is really good with the kids.

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