1Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

1.Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

2. Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

3.Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

4. Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

5.Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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2.Yo mama so fat the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!

3.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''

4.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"

5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it

7.Yo mama so stupid she can't even read with an audio book!

8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!

9.Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!

10.Yo mama so fat she can't even stop to a conclusion!

11.Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"

12.Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!

13.Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!

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1.Yo Mama is so ugly when she enters a haunted house she came out with a job application

1.Yo Mama is so ugly when she enters a haunted house she came out with a job application

2. Yo Mama is so fat she bought ice-cream to the super-bawl and her friend bought a spoon.

3. Yo mama is so ugly when she goes into a strip club people pay her to put clothes on.

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Yo mama is so fat...

Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!

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Yo mama so fat and ugly,.

Yo mama so fat and ugly,.

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

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Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.

Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.

Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.

Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.

Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.

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yo mama so fat, her bellybutton got home fifteen minutes before she did.

yo mama so fat and hairy, instead of getting crabs in her pubes, she got monkeys.

yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas, and its still printing

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