READ THIS OUT LOUD

READ THIS OUT LOUD

This is This cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is second cat

NOW READ THE THIRD WORD IN ALL THE SENTENCES.

Read this out loud:

This is This cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

NOW READ THE THIRD WORD IN ALL THE SENTENCES.

How loud would it be if all the cats in the world meowed at the same time?.

I don’t know exactly but it would be cat-astrophically loud.

Q: How are a cat and a sentence different? A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a sentence has a pause at the end of its clause!

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?.

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

If life was like middle school.

Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?

Criminal: Nope

Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.

Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!

Judge: I don't care who started it.