Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"

Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"

Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?

Douche: My dick comes with a choking hazard warning.

Girl: Don't they only put that on small objects?

Bully- " my dick is a choking hazard!"

You- " well choking hazard things are small !"

Guy: Wanna suck my dick?

Girl: No.

Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!

Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

A guy was bragging to a girl...

"They should put a Choking Hazard sign on my penis!"The girl answered: "Don't they put that on small things"

bully: suck it!

sorry small parts are a choking hazard.

Why didn't the toy manufacturer do it with his wife tonight?.

Small parts are choking hazards.