Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"
Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?
Douche: My dick comes with a choking hazard warning.
Girl: Don't they only put that on small objects?
Bully- " my dick is a choking hazard!"
You- " well choking hazard things are small !"
Guy: Wanna suck my dick?
Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!
Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?
A guy was bragging to a girl...
"They should put a Choking Hazard sign on my penis!"The girl answered: "Don't they put that on small things"
bully: suck it!
sorry small parts are a choking hazard.
Why didn't the toy manufacturer do it with his wife tonight?.
Small parts are choking hazards.