My 6 year old son was watching spongebob when he turned around and said "Daddy, I know why squidward wears no pants! It's because his winky is on his face.
You either die as SpongeBob.
Or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward .
My friend doesn't like being called Squidward.
He told me, "But I hate SpongeBob..." I said, "That's the spirit!"
Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?
What's the difference between a priest and his dog?.
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??.
My iPhone 6.
What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear?.