Girl - baby im wet

girl - baby im wet.

Boy - want a paper towel?

Girl - no, i want more then that ;)

Boy - want 2 paper towels?

Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round ;)

Boy - damn you want the whole roll?

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Girl: Baby I am wet.Boy: Want a paper towel?Girl: No, I want more than that Boy: Want 2 paper towels?Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?

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A girl walks out of the shower.

A girl walks out of the shower.

She says, to her boyfriend, who was sitting on the bed: "Baby, I'm wet". The boyfriend responds by asking if she wants a paper towel. "No, I want more than that", says the girlfriend in response, with a wink. The boyfriend, still utterly clueless, asks if she wants two paper towels. "No, I want some... read more

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The paper towel holder kept ripping the paper towels...

The paper towel holder kept ripping the paper towels...

It was tear-able!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What's with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!

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What's the difference between fresh air from the forest and paper towel?.

What's the difference between fresh air from the forest and paper towel?.

The first one is nothing but clean air,While the paper towel is nut n' butt cleaner.

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A Vietnamese couple were going to have a baby.

A Vietnamese couple were going to have a baby.

The father was really hoping for a boy, while the mother wanted a girl. As luck would have it, they ended up having twins -- one boy and one girl. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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